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Dear Lord Bacon,
We Here At Bacon-eater enterprises Ltd. feel that your site is against the entire ideas that bacon stands for, bacon
should be about love and happiness not cheap pornstars eating bacon galore, however humorous it may be, however My company
would be willing to ignore this flaw if a link was placed to www.bacon-eater.tk on your link page.
Yours munchingly
Mr. R.J. Oofenmeister/ Sam Flook
C.E.O. Bacon-eater Enterprises Ltd.
DEAR SIR
YOU'RE BACON SITE IS SUB-PAR! BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER! HA HA HA.
-LB
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