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BACONIAN LAW
1. Eat BACON.
2. Bring forth into the COTBE new members.
3. Feel no guilt, ye who commits acts of any kind in the name of BACON!
| BACON BABE |
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Cult of the BACONEATER history
Long ago, in the forums of the 2005 boards, there came a member known as...optimus_bacon. optimus_bacon
came to 2005 to learn of the wonders of the Transformers. Soon, he came to realize the wonders of BACON. His obsession
consumed him, and began to take on an idendtity of It's own.
One great day, optimus_bacon realised that he was, in fact, the LORD OF BACON! As the LORD
OF BACON, he devised the ultimate plan...to create the CULT OF THE BACONEATER!!!
Thus COTBE is the premier BACON cult, led by the original pork product in disguise...
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Cult Hierarchy:
optimus_bacon (2005): Lord of Bacon, the great BACONMASTER
dark_convoy (2005): Lt. BACONMASTER
scavenger (2005): Baconian Minister of Information
sparklepuff: (2005): Mistress to the Lord of Bacon
damij (::scene:: tennessee) Cult Dark Master of Lights and Illusions, Ruler of the Baconian Netherworld
Mr. Monkey (cat that thinks he is a monkey, please don't tell him otherwise!): Familiar to the Baconmaster, Official
Cult Reverend, registered with the Universal Life Church.
jonah (::scene:: tennessee) Baconian Wardrummer, roomate to the Baconmaster
| NEVER feed BACON to the elderly! |
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